he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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