When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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