Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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