I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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