I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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