Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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