god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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