I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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