i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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