there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i think i just lost a toe
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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