i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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