I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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