I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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