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I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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