you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
