Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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