The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize