wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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