beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the day after is always just damage control
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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