Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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