Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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