So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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