She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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