if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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