you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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