Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize