Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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