too bad you live with your parents still
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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