So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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