i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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