wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
