Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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