I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i need an iv and a liver transplant
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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