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I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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