I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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