Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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