i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
