it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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