Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Everything about him screamed your future.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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