I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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