This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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