guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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