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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too

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• (518): View more from New York

  WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!

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  ... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?

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