If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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