Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i will never coherently bang her
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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