I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.