we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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