Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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