Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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