My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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