I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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