So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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