Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
is that a dick in a sweater?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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