If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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