the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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