butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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