And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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