Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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