What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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