I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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