Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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