yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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