I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Shame - the story of my life.
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