You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
